nursingisinmyblood:

hungryoctopus:

solipsismandvalleity:

djhomeponypastaproductions:

iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

I’m afraid to breathe

is no one gonna address the lovely doily thing under the lungs. It belongs at sunday brunch with your grandmother not under her lungs. 

Hey, doctors might like doily things too.

Reblogging now for the comments.

(Source: arsanatomica, via heartallonfire)

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via boneswolf)

thescienceofjohnlock:

actionstarpatrickswayze:

weskit:

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton

dolly parton is the best

i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen

Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:

"No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable."

"No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde."

(via boneswolf)

jr-abraxas:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

Seals are like water dogs. 

(Source: midknights, via boneswolf)

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mrjoshmacintosh:

dragondicks:

they don’t even howl properly. their mouths are wide open huskies are big furry idiot toddlers

WOOOOOO

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frozenmusings:

I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.

(Source: hansthrone, via call-me-vanilla)

mrjoshmacintosh:

dragondicks:

they don’t even howl properly. their mouths are wide open huskies are big furry idiot toddlers

WOOOOOO

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tattooablequotes:

"Courage is not having the strength to go on, it’s going on when you don’t have the strength" 

tattooablequotes:

"Courage is not having the strength to go on, it’s going on when you don’t have the strength" 

unknownbearing:


ithinkitsallama:

hi human
you are friend
i like you smile
smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

unknownbearing:

ithinkitsallama:

hi human

you are friend

i like you smile

smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

(Source: dpaf, via anna8910)

tastefullyoffensive:

[acmajor]
tastefullyoffensive:

[titoveneno]

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb? 

6

1 Slytherin to break it

1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it

3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student

and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic

(via boneswolf)