tastefullyoffensive:

You Know You Grew Up on Disney Movies If… [babble]

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lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

(Source: 11mm, via puttingthebeggarbehind)

overheardinspeechtherapy:

Picture description task that has an indoor potted plant on a coffee table

68 y/o woman: And they’re growing pot right there. Better make sure that doesn’t catch fire or they’ll all be high as kites.

YES.

"
  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
"

— 16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

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(Source: shaeried, via boneswolf)

"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."

— (via jessielou24)

(via jackshodgins)

yourmomsnewbff:






the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

Def click da pic


WHAT

yourmomsnewbff:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

Def click da pic

WHAT

(Source: fullmoonwolves, via bl-ossomed)

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

(Source: muffintop-less, via anna8910)

unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

silvertons:

You’re wearing this in the house now? What is that, like, Mark 15?

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gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

(via anna8910)

"When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it."

— Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via anna8910)